There’s still time to pledge support for the Firstlinecyclists, ThreeWheelin, as they raise money for “Against Breast Cancer” by riding the 70-mile Classic Oxfordshire route on 5 May.

The trio are quietly confident as they’ve been racking up the training miles – some more than most. David’s atrocious sense of direction has come to the fore and regularly added an extra 20 miles to his training rides. “I’ve never cycled round Wallingford before,” he said, with some surprise. “It’s very lovely there, but quite some way from where I intended to be.”

You can make a donation to Against Breast Cancer on their Just Giving page.

And if David ever has to make an on-site visit to you, don’t worry! We give him a map and a tracking device.